Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Emergency in the corridor

Shock news reached the blog this week about an epidemic that we think was covered up! Or maybe the college is sitting on the news for now!

(We bring you the unembroidered truth as only a blog can.)

During the Easter holiday what looks like a triage centre had to be set up on the first floor of the main building.

The outbreak was so widespread that stretchers and treatment beds spilled out into the corridor to hold the poor patients in a depressingly familiar Accident and Emergency line waiting for treatment.

As far as the eye could see, waiting for a bit of loving care and attention, their used and abused legs in the air, there was an entire flock of very unwell chairs.

For some, the wheel had finally come off, for others the bottoms of students and staff had been just too much to bear.

It was a sight so shocking that these secretly taken pictures were smuggled out of the college and into the hands of your blog.

No official mention has been made anywhere of the condition of the chairs today, but the corridors were empty when all returned to normal after the Easter break.

If you have any information as to how the chairs might be today, then please let us know by adding your 'comment' below.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are we sure they are still alive? Maybe they were 'disposed' of?